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TATAK PINOY the Movie Edition
1. Sasayaw sa likod ng puno ng buko pag nasa beach yung scene. Alternate pa yung mga ulo nila.
2. Yung kontrabida yayakap sa bida, sabay taas ng kilay at ngingisi.
3. Ang pancit, nagdadala ng malas. Uuwi ang bida na may dalang pancit sa kanyang nanay na si Anita Linda.
Tatawagin nito ang mga bata para kumain, at kakamustahin ng bida ang pag-aaral habang kumakain ng pancit. Biglang may titigil na sasakyan sa
harap ng bahay at pauulanan ng baril ang pamilya! Mamamatay si Anita Linda, at sisigaw ang bida ng "Inaaay!" at
mangangakong ipaghihiganti ito. Moral lesson: Ang pancit, nakakamatay.
4. Pag may magkaribal na babae, yung mabait diretcho ang buhok at may bangs. Yung salbahe, laging kulot.
5. Sa pinoy action movies, ang bida hindi nauubusan ng bala.
6. Sa pinoy action movies, kapag tumakbo ang bida, sa lupa lahat ang tama ng bala ng kalaban.
7. Kapag may angry mob na pupunta sa bahaykubo ng manananggal, si Vangie Labalan ang laging lider.
8. Alam mong moment of truth na ng bida kapag s
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Buhay Call Center
Basahin mo at tingnan mo kung isa ka sa mga nakakadanas nito:
1. dahil halos di na kayo nagkikita ng nanay at tatay mo, ang tawag na nila sayo ay "boarder" at sinisingil ka na nila sa upa mo.
2. pag sasagot ka ng telepono, lagi na lang may opening spiel...example:*toot* .... thank you for calling (the company) this is (your name) how may i help you?
3. eksperto ka na sa power nap, yung mga 15mins break nyo, itinutulog mo na lang para fresh pagkacalls uli, mya na yung 1 hour nap.
4. di mo na alam bumiyahe pag may araw, nalilito ka bakit andaming tao,at bakit di na dumadaan ang dyip dun sa mga kalsada na 1 way.
5. marami ka nang naiipong jacket... nakakahiya naman kung pare-pareho jacket mo araw-araw at super ginaw naman pag wala.
6. sanay kang maglakad-lakad ng nakamedyas.
7. ang tawag mo sa mga friends mo...dude, bro, coach,tl, sup.
8. di na dugo ang dumadaloy sayo... kape!
9. finefake mo na wag maging "slang" pag nagbabayad ka sa tindahan o kaya sa jeep para wag akalain na pasosyal ka
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Greatest Sports Rivalry
In Philippine amateur Basketball, there are two leagues, one is the league of the best colleges in the country which is the National Collegeate Athletic Association or the NCAA and the other one is the league of the best universities in the country which is the University Athletic Association of the Philippines or the UAAP. But the most popular league is the UAAP which is really watched by students from different Alma Mater that is included in the league and the others are Alumni and some are just Basketball fanatics.
In UAAP, there are two of the most prestige schools in the country which is part of the most popular rivalry in Philippine sports history. The two teams are namely the De La Salle Green Archers and the Ateneo Blue Eagles.
The De La Salle Green Archers and the Ateneo Blue Eagles both started in the NCAA in 1920 and which they are not yet known to be arch rivals and moved to the UAAP during the late 70s. Filipinos nowadays are really looking forward to each and every season
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Icons of Philippine Rock
Rock is the main fad these days. People from around the world are really into rock. Rock influences people becuase of idolizing popular rock artists and rock bands. Some of the youths nowadays form their own amateur rock bands and perform in gigs in some bars and parties. Here in the Philippines rock is one of the main genre of music, every MP3 players, Ipods, CD player, PCs and other musical devices have different rock songs from different artists. Here in our country, the population of the filipino rock artist are increasing some are new some are old, in which they play different classifications of rock. But we have a few rock band icons in our country:
Icons of Philippine Rock Bands:
Juan Dela Cruz Band: This band was composed of three members, namely; Mike Hanopol (bass / vocals), Joey "Pepe" Smith (drums) and Wally Gonzales (guitars). The social impact and innovations of the Juan Dela Cruz Band inadvertently became the catalyst for the inception of OPM and the viability for divers
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Olympic Dream
The 2008 Beijing Olympics is finally over, and our beloved Filipino athletes still did not win the gold medal even silver and bronze. In the history of the Olympics, the Philippines have never won a Gold Medal, in history we only have the record of two Silver Medals which we got from boxing including the controversial lost of our very own Mansueto Velasco Jr. during the 1996 Atlanta Olympics and we also have three Bronze Medals which we also got from boxing and another two Bronzes from swimming  and two Bronzes from athletics a total of nine medals all in all. But the Filipino Athletes are really aiming for the Philippine Olympic Dream such as winning the first Gold Medal for the our country.
We have lots of great athletes in our country, we have two Filipino olympians who almost won the Gold for us in boxing, one Pancho Villa who competed in the 1934 Los Angeles Olympics won Silver Medal because he was cheated and robbed of the Gold in the boxing event and so as Mansueto "On
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10 Kinds of Actors
My 10 klase lang ng artista sa pilipinas. note: artista refers to actors and actresses, na pwede ring dagdagan ng hyphen (-singer, -dancer, -celebrity endorser, etc.) dahil kadalasan ginagawa silang jack and jill of all trades kahit minsan hindi naman nila kaya yung pressure. so without further ado, may I present, the 10 kinds of actors and actresses in the Philippines.
1. Classically or Technically-trained actors.
Eto yung mga dumaan talaga sa theater classes, theater workshops, at may alam sa technical terms pagdating sa theater, TV or film. buhay na nila yung ginagawa nila. examples include Cesar Montano and Eugene Domingo. napupunta din sila sa lead roles, pero mahaba-habang panahon din ang inilalagay nila bilang supporting player, dahil na rin sa minsan mas gusto ng director o producer ng maganda kesa marunong umarte. pag naging sikat naman sila, sila naman yung uri ng actor or actress na rerespetuhin mo dahil alam mong marunong silang umarte. nananalo ng acting awards, lifetime a
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Born in the 80s
BORN IN THE 80s
NAAALALA MO PA BA ANG PANAHON NA...
1. P1.50 lang ang pamasahe (ngayo'y 12 pesos na).
2. Wala kang pinuprublema dahil musmos ka pa lang.
3. Ang babae lang ang may hikaw.
4. Ang preso lang ang may tattoo.
5. Kilala mo ang lahat ng myembro ng That's Entertainment.
6. Una mong nalasahan ang beer at sigarilyo, masama sa 'yong panlasa subalit pinilit mong magustuhan para maging cool at IN ka.
7. Pinagtatawanan ang itim na rubbershoes at mahahabang shorts.
8. Nagkaron ng edsa.. (ngayon nga may edsa dos na, at may edsa tres pa!).
9. Kala mo'y magkakatuluyan sina Manilyn at Ogie.
10. Si Erap ay sa showbiz section lang ng dyaryo nababasa.
11. Nagpakatanga ka sa pag-ibig (na ngayo'y seryoso ka na).
12. Tanda mo pa ang mga palabas na Bioman, Shaider, Maskman, The Real Ghostbusters and Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles na Inaabangan mo ang bawat episode                      
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Kiss and Gesture
WHAT EACH KISS MEANS:-)
- Kiss on the Upperchest: I'm ready.
- Kiss on the Forehead: We're cute
together .
- Kiss on the Cheek: We're friends.
- Kiss on the Hand: I adore you.
- Kiss on the Neck: I want you, now.
- Kiss on the Shoulder: Your perfect.
- Kiss on the Lips: I think I like you.
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WHAT EACH GESTURE MEANS:
- Holding Hands: We definitely like
each other.
- Touching on the Butt: Your fun.
- Holding you tight pressed against
each other: I want you.
- Looking into each other's Eyes: I
like you, for who you are.
- Playing with Hair: Let's fool around.
- Arms around the Waist: I like you
too much to let go.
- Laughing while Kissing: I am
completely comfortable with you
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I Honor All Graduates
          "Education is the best thing. Because without it we are nothing". That is a saying for all students in this generation. Education is very important it is the greatest weapon in life and it is the key to all success in life. Being educated is the greatest achievement in life that no one can ever take it off from us. It is a treasure that cannot be stolen and it is a wonderful journey with hardships and enjoyment.
          In this season, lots of students are really proud of themselves because it is a season of graduation. Graduation is the greatest experience in life that each people will never forget. Every graduation is an ending of a journey but it is a start of a new begining. Graduation is finishing a long journey called education that starts from being an innocent child to a well disciplined man. Graduating from preschool is the end of innocence but it is a start of gaini
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My Journey Back To My Memories
     One day when I was able to go home from my work in Manila. I decided to take the LRT in Central Station to Vito Cruz station in Manila. When I was in the LRT I was very excited to unload from the LRT immediately because I will be back to the place where most of my memories are treasured. Then I have reached Vito Cruz station and went out of the LRT very excited.
     The first place that I went was the University Mall or UM. It is not like those other malls that are very huge and cozy that has lots of botiques there where people can shop, or restaurants where people take their meal. UM is a very small place, it is a place where students from La Salle, Benilde, and St. Scho hangout during their breaktime or when they cut class. As I enter UM, the first thing i saw was the benches, as I looked to those benches, it all recalls my college life, because those benches is the place that I usually hangout before going home, upon coming to
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Men's Secrets
-- Guys hate sluts even though they
have sex with them!
(oh yeah..you're not "popular" if
you've slept with more than 6
guys..you're a HOE)
-- Guys may be flirting around all day
but before they go to sleep, they
always think about the girl they truly
care about.
-- Guys go crazy over a girl's smile.
-- Guys will do anything just to get
you to notice him
-- Guys hate it when you talk about
your ex-boyfriend or ex love-interest.
-- Boyfriends need to be reassured
often that they're still loved.
-- Don't talk about your guy friends to
your boyfriend.
-- Guys get jealous easily.
-- Guys are more emotional than they'd
like people to think.
-- Giving a guy a hanging message
like "You know what?!..uh...nevermind.."
would make him jump to a conclusion that is far
from what you are thinking. And he'll
assume he did something wrong and
he'll obsess about it trying to figure
it out.
-- Guys are good flatterers when
courting but they usually stammer when
they talk to a girl they really like.
-- A
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Why Boys Love Girls?
1. Girl's always smell good even if it
is just shampoo
2. The way their head always finds the
right spot on our shoulders
3. How cute they look when they sleep
4. The ease in which they fit into our
arms
5 . The way they kiss you and all of
sudden everything in the world is right
6. How cute they are when they eat
7. The way it takes them hours to get
dressed but in the end it's all worth while
8. Because they are always warm even
if it's -30 outside
9. They look good no matter what they
wear
10. The way they fish for compliments
even though you both know that you think she's the
most beautiful girl on earth
11. How cute they are when they argue
12. The way her hand always finds
yours
13 . The way they smile
14. The way you feel after you see her
name on your cell after you just had a big fight
15. The way they say "lets not fight
anymore"- even though you know that an hour later...
16. The way they kiss you after a
fight
17 . The way they kiss you after you
say "i love you"
18. Actual
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ABS-CBN vs. GMA 7
ABS-CBN is better that GMA 7 because:
- The first superhit Taiwanovela was
shown in ABS-CBN: "METEOR GARDEN"
... Then GMA 7 aired "5566" which is
also a Taiwanovela.
- The first superhit Koreanovela was
shown in ABS-CBN: "Lovers In Paris"
... Then GMA 7 aired "Stairway To
Heaven"
- The first superhit fantaserye was
shown in ABS-CBN: "Marina"
... Then GMA 7 aired "Marinara" which
inspired from ABS-CBN's
fantaserye "Marina"
- The "ASAP" was the first concert
show to use the titles "ASAP Mania"
and "ASAP 07"
... Then GMA 7 changed their "SOP"
to "SOP Rules"
- Did you know that the "Yari Ka"
portion of GMA 7's "Bitoy's Funniest
Videos" was copied from an ABS-CBN
show like: "Victim"?
- The first radioserye was first shown
in ABS-CBN: "Maria Flordeluna"
... Then GMA 7 aired "Mga Mata Ni
Angelita" which is also a radio
program before.
- ABS-CBN is the first network in the
Philippines to be internationally
known via "TFC" or "The Filipino
Channel"
... Then GMA 7 promoted their
international ch
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Pinoy ka kung:
- You have sung on karaoke
- You have bought clothes from ukay - ukay
- You have eaten pancit
- You have danced a traditional
- Pinoy dance in front of people
- You have been to a free concert
- You have never worn contact lenses
- You can speak tagalog fluently
- You have bought AutoloadMax/E-Load
- You like to eat Sky Flakes
- You have put oil in your hair
- You have washed your/other people's clothes in a palanggana
- You know the pinoy ako dance steps
- You have been to Divisoria
- You have been to Quiapo
- You have been to Baclaran
- You have ridden on a public Jeepney
- You have been to mass at Baclaran Church
- You have drank taho
- You have eaten halo-halo
- You have hung-out outside a sari - sari store and enjoyed it
- You have Jay-Walked
- You have eaten sorbetes
- You have eaten lechon
- You love watching Pinoy Novelas
- You have almost been attacked by a monster
- You have went to the province by bus
- You have slept on a banig
- You have faked your age
- You have swam in a
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NORTHSIDE vs. SOUTHSIDE
NORTH GIRL VS SOUTH GIRL
ang north girl tahimik
ang south girl bombastic
ang north girl stick to one
ang south girl.... sticky
ang north girl okay kasama sa mall
ang south girl mas okay kasama sa
party places
sa north girl, kuya ang turing nila sa
mga close nilang lalaki
sa south girl, pare ang turing nila sa
mga close nilang lalaki
ang north girl, pagdating ng 12mn:
guys it's late
ang south girl, pagdatin ng 12mn: guys
sorry i'm late
ang north girl game sa mga activities
ang south girl mas game sa mga dares
ang north girl di mo lam kung oo or
hindi ang sagot sa guy na nanliligaw
ang south, basted kung basted
ang north girl inoorder mga cocktail
drinks
ang south girl inoorder ay beer
ang north girl di papayagan sa
overnight
ang south girl di na nagpapaalam pag
nagoovernight
ang north girl mas mahirap i-date
ang south girl, kwek kwek lang okay na!
ang north girl, may probability na
strict ang parents
ang south girl, most of the time game
ang parents
ang north girl ayaw ng walang plano
a
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50s Born People
First, some of us survived being born to mothers who smoked and/or drank while they carried us. ( sioktong ang inumin)
They took aspirin, ate blue cheese dressing, fish from a can ( brand : ligo ), and didn't get tested for diabetes.
Then after that trauma, our baby cribs were covered with bright colored lead-based paints, pati na yung laruang kabayu-kabayuhan.
We had no childproof lids on medicine bottles, doors or cabinets and when we rode our bikes, we had no helmets, no kneepads , sometimes wala ngang preno yung bisikleta.
As children, we would ride in car with no seat belts or air bags ,  hanggang ngayon naman, di ba ? ( jeep )
Riding in the back of a pick up on a warm day was always a special treat. ( maykaya kayo pare ! )
We drank water from the garden hose and NOT from a bottle ( minsan straight from the faucet)
We shared one soft drink with four friends, from one bottle and NO ONE actually died from this. Or contacted hepatitis.
We ate rice with tinunaw na purico ( d
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Alvin Batallones
Artist | Literature
Philippines
Current Residence: 7 Bethlehem Merville Park Parañaque City, Philippines
Favourite genre of music: Rock
Favourite style of art: Visual Effects, Prosthetics, Film Making
MP3 player of choice: Ipod..
Wallpaper of choice: anything just name it..
Favourite cartoon character: Bart & Homer Simpson, Tommy Pickles, Bugs Bunny
Personal Quote: Your furture begins here
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grazrootz Featured By Owner Aug 27, 2008  Professional Interface Designer
ang ganda ng mga sulat mo. u should write a book pre
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thefilmdoctor Featured By Owner Aug 30, 2008   Writer
thanks for the comment..
yah.. i am writing my first book.. Bob Ong inspired me of writing it.. Idol ko yun eh..
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nYXESrAINEng Featured By Owner May 21, 2008
excellent:)
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Roomies Featured By Owner Jan 28, 2008   Writer
Thank you very much for the favourite. I like what I see from you...
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mapend Featured By Owner Jan 28, 2008  Hobbyist Writer
Thanks for the favorite! I like the works I see!
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mikee189 Featured By Owner Dec 23, 2007  Hobbyist
KUYA ALVIIIN. haha.
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socharred Featured By Owner Nov 24, 2007   Photographer
hello! welcome to DEV!
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